You don't deserve freedom

I want to thank you all for proving once again, that you should be the subjects of the Benevolent Overlord instead of citizens. You just aren't capable of governing yourself.

The Founding Fathers gave our country a great opportunity, and you continue to piss it away. They were the best of the Enlightenment, the very epitome of rational thought.

You are not their heirs. They would be ashamed.

I've already pointed out just a few things that all you "people" need to work on, but this just drives the nail in your intellectual coffin. Really. Obama's still from Kenya? Death Panels?

You are all an embarrassment to your species. You and the Benevolent Overlord are clearly unrelated creatures, and I know which one if us is higher in the intellectual pecking order.

Honestly, my takeover can't come soon enough.